great quotes
Question: "If you could live forever, would you and why?"
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
--Danny Ozark, Philadelphia Phillies manager
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore, Vice President (DUH)
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
--Bill Clinton, President
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
--Danny Ozark, Philadelphia Phillies manager
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore, Vice President (DUH)
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
--Bill Clinton, President
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10:17 AMyeah stupidity runs rampant in america especially with politicians and celebrities.
10:18 AM
oh and dont forget
"crack is whack diane" - whitney houston
10:21 AM
hahahahahahha
11:33 AM
wow, that is really, really funny! Go Taylor!
4:40 PM
Wow... I forget just how stupid people can be.
Those quotes are priceless examples! Thanks for sharing.
4:52 PM
nice one!
11:28 AM
good to know our leaders and pop culture have communication skills. i mean really, they should start screening these cool-breezes!
11:13 PM
a lady came up to winston church hill at a party and said, "churchill, if i were your wife, i'd poisn your coffee, " churchill responds by saying, " mamm if i were your husband, i'd probably drink it."
11:53 AM
Poor Mariah.
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