mmmm...me likie sausage samich
Every Friday night some of the guys from Citychurch (the church that I’m interning at in Newcastle) go out and set up a three grills and two tables in order to give out free sausage sandwiches and coffee to everyone coming out of the pubs (bars). We’re usually out from 10pm till about 2am. As you might assume, people coming out from the pubs are, for the most part, wasted…and even though it’s a sad sight, we get some hilarious drunk people. There is this one dude, in particular, that stands out above the rest.
Two Fridays ago this Dude, while waiting in line for a sausage sandwich, started to express how incredible He thought that we were for the service that we were providing. He continued by making sure that everyone in line has dropped money into one of the donation tins. A few minutes later He came back and loudly made known His gratitude to everyone once more. But that wasn’t enough. He asked us to empty one of the donation tins in order that He may go hit up people that haven’t given a donation. About ten minutes later this guy returns with a half full tin and a huge grin on his proud yet drunken face. He then turns to Ben (one of the guys from the church) and asks, “So what are these donations about?” Ben replies, “It’s for a drug and rehabilitation center…” The Dude then continues, “…Oh, I’ve been telling people it’s for cancer research…” HAHAHA
Well, that’s not the end of it… After disappearing into the pub across the street for a few hours, He makes another appearance. This time He goes right past us and starts to climb the huge oak tree that’s about 30 feet behind us. Mind you, this guy is wearing a suit and tie. Anyway, He manages to reach an impressive height of 20 feet and then proceeds to yell out, “I’m giving back to nature…I am giving back to nature…!!” while pissing for 45 seconds onto the ground below.
Good times in Australia…
Two Fridays ago this Dude, while waiting in line for a sausage sandwich, started to express how incredible He thought that we were for the service that we were providing. He continued by making sure that everyone in line has dropped money into one of the donation tins. A few minutes later He came back and loudly made known His gratitude to everyone once more. But that wasn’t enough. He asked us to empty one of the donation tins in order that He may go hit up people that haven’t given a donation. About ten minutes later this guy returns with a half full tin and a huge grin on his proud yet drunken face. He then turns to Ben (one of the guys from the church) and asks, “So what are these donations about?” Ben replies, “It’s for a drug and rehabilitation center…” The Dude then continues, “…Oh, I’ve been telling people it’s for cancer research…” HAHAHA
Well, that’s not the end of it… After disappearing into the pub across the street for a few hours, He makes another appearance. This time He goes right past us and starts to climb the huge oak tree that’s about 30 feet behind us. Mind you, this guy is wearing a suit and tie. Anyway, He manages to reach an impressive height of 20 feet and then proceeds to yell out, “I’m giving back to nature…I am giving back to nature…!!” while pissing for 45 seconds onto the ground below.
Good times in Australia…
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11:11 AMdid you get a picture of that 20 foot urine stream?
11:21 AM
wow that is the most information i've recieved from you in forever cuz i thought you were going there just to hang out...you're interning and doing God stuff...cool! does your church have a website?
9:14 AM
you need to start videotaping these things. dear god i would have been dying to see that action
1:49 PM
taylor, i told this story to this guy doing "Christian Surfers" here and he spit his mountain dew all over me laughing! i imagined the best i could the actions of this dude from ur descriptive post and acted it out as well.
please record the guys there talking for me and upload it some where. that is so hot! ;-)
I MISS U!!
8:07 PM
One day I hope that I can be as cool as "Super T!"
5:36 PM
wow that was nice of him to give back to nature! what a great story taylor!
1:20 AM
Wow Taylor, sounds like good times down there. Just exactly what kind of sausage is on those samiches? Love you.
10:14 AM
yes...yes...times are good here in the land of drunken-sausage-eating-treetop pissin-australia...
I really couldn't ask for more.
3:57 PM
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